Wednesday, June 4, 2008

D-246: Kennedy Assassination - Uncovered

One of the Joes really made me laugh yesterday. A really young Private stands the night duty behind the desk at the entranceway to the building that I live in. I usually stop and bullshit with him and whoever else is hanging around on my way to the head, maybe smoke a cigarette with him. He's a nice guy, and really happy to tell you everything on his mind, emphasis on "everything.".

Well, when I walked up yesterday, the young Private had the stage, making a very animated and apparently convincing argument about something, and waving his hands around a lot. His audience was giving him 100% of their attention. Once I got close enough to hear, I discovered that he was uncovering every truth about the assassination of JFK that the government doesn't want you to know. He had a tattered JFK conspiracy theory paperback in his hand, which he waved around emphatically and referred to frequently. I was a little impressed with how well he seemed to recall all the books arguments, which are the standard JFK stuff that you've been hearing forever.

The thing about it that I found funny, was that he just seemed like he had completely gotten to the bottom of this big mystery that everyone has been wondering about all these years. All the answers were right here in this book, it's just that no one ever thought to look there before.


Anonymous said...

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and were responsible for JFK, RFK and the Notorious B.I.G. The Pentavirate includes the Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

The Augmentee said...

Is that the Queen of England or Queen as in one of the baddest Rock bands of all time. If it's Queen, I'd buy that.

Unknown said...

I did a speech on the JFK assassination. Furthermore, I hate people who openly discuss what would have happened to our world had Hitler and his cronies won WWII.