Tuesday, November 4, 2008

D-27!

Yes, you've read that correctly. Today is D-27; destroying Bowl's dream's of posting "pttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhh" on D-69!

I have received early parole. I am super excited to get out of here, but there are much preparations to be made, leaving me with little time; however, I have been working extra hard on something special for you all. I expect it's release on D-26 or D-25.

Let's go State!

9 comments:

mabalzitch said...

IM FIRST!!!

Come to California immediately. No extra jews allowed.

The Career of Phil Fulmer said...

OMG I'm cumming I'm so excited for you!

Can I do a post for D-6 and D-9 then?

Bosk's Anal Virginity said...

Mrs. Augmentah must be creamin her pants! Thank goodness she doesn't have an ULNA fetish. UUUUGGGHHH!!!

Underpants Gnomenclature said...

Congratulations dude, enjoy the last 27 days over there, it's a rare occassion that you can be in Iraq and you don't want to regret not living it up!

...what the fuck am I saying, I'm sure you can't wait to leave nor do you ever intend to return

and yes, Go State, Fuck the BCS and Texas Tech

Sandy Salt said...

Congratulations!

Time will certainly fly until you hit Ku'wait'. Make sure all your crap is accounted for and clean or else it is a huge hassle. Start cleaning those weapons because those pricks won't accept it unless it is totally spotless.

Ship as much crap home as you can, so you don't have to carry it and have to take it through customs. They dump out everything and go through it with a fine tooth comb. Then, you end up repacking it there, which sucks.

Make sure that your end of tour and close out fitrep are already done because it can take forever for the paperwork to make the rounds.

Make sure you have a couple of books set aside to read while you are sitting around doing nothing in Kuwait.

The word verification is nomologs, which is funny since soon there will be no more. Thanks for all the stories and keeping the adventure in prospective.

Good luck!

Your friend and JCCS-1 plankowner, Sandy

prop k unfortunately didnt go my way said...

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Anonymous said...

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I said...

...EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Anonymous said...

I am already putting the various Sam Adams products on ice... especially the new Winter Ale.

Sam Adams, Brewer / Patriot. Sam Adama, ALWAYS a good decision (please drink irresponsibly).