tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post6642199748452661781..comments2023-04-13T08:54:37.559-07:00Comments on The Augmentee: D-179: Little PillsThe Augmenteehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05015817853238617429noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-50758196744134512162008-08-15T13:35:00.000-07:002008-08-15T13:35:00.000-07:00Underpants Loser:I hope you realize your post(s) m...Underpants Loser:<BR/><BR/>I hope you realize your post(s) make(s) absolutely no sense at all, nor does it satisfactorily address the hypocrisy and plagiarism issues previously raised. I can't even begin to reply to any of your moronic statements without taking up most of my busy day pointing to countless reasons why absolutely everything you posted is borderline retarded.<BR/><BR/>That said, nice attempt to appear intelligent, but we both (most likely "WE ALL") know you have no idea what you're talking about.<BR/><BR/>Beat it, geek. Go find a children's message board to play on, because you're obviously no older than 12.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-83118607441299634592008-08-15T06:14:00.000-07:002008-08-15T06:14:00.000-07:00@stillbornWhat?I don't even know what to make of y...@stillborn<BR/><BR/>What?<BR/><BR/>I don't even know what to make of your post outside of the fact that you amazingly realize I quote films/shows frequently.<BR/><BR/>Wow, thanks captain obvious, I think each quote I've used could be tracked to multiple different mediums! Fuck, I guess I plagarized them all, jackass.<BR/><BR/>You could easily interpret your name as a south park reference too ~ when cartman finds the truck of fetus's that were going to be used for stem cell research...<BR/><BR/>obviously you are new to the site as well, as some of my past comments have not only sparked intrigue and debate but been genuinely original.<BR/><BR/>I also dont understand how sarcastically asking augmentee (I know he's probably got better things to do) to make a post is hypocritical, I posted, and based on your comment the hypocrisy would have to arise from me saying he was plagarizing, which I never have and never would - AUG is too good for that.<BR/><BR/>Go learn English and stop being a fucktardMatthewGubahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06164239971438359874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-7507128020519581242008-08-14T11:52:00.000-07:002008-08-14T11:52:00.000-07:00@ Underpants Gnomes:Nice post. Talk about the pot ...@ Underpants Gnomes:<BR/><BR/>Nice post. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.<BR/><BR/>Now that I'm in Cali, I smoke that pot the calls the kettle black. It's so good, mainly because it talks. Usually screams upon being burned.<BR/><BR/>In any case, Underpants, please stop being a hypocrite and please get some original material rather than copying and pasting half your comments (not to mention your username) from southpark.com. GETALIFEIMMEDIATELY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-80309223634266968452008-08-14T10:12:00.000-07:002008-08-14T10:12:00.000-07:00it makes another post, or else it gets the hose ag...it makes another post, or else it gets the hose againMatthewGubahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06164239971438359874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-67542778274912898362008-08-14T06:07:00.000-07:002008-08-14T06:07:00.000-07:00I second Bob's motion to make shitfuckker a word! ...I second Bob's motion to make shitfuckker a word! I likes it!. Sounds like we were both watching South Park last night. As for capitalizing the letter I.... just turn on your spell check and never worry about it again. Oh, and an intersting bit of trivia for ya'll: People used to write things on this stuff called 'Paper' and it DIDN"T have a spell checker. Weird huh?Drunk at workhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07357550568399907466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-33067766401538342142008-08-13T13:24:00.000-07:002008-08-13T13:24:00.000-07:00also, i'm calling for a vote on making the word 's...also, i'm calling for a vote on making the word 'shitfukker' valid. That and i'm also jumping on crazy eyes' bandwagon: no more capitalizing "i".<BR/><BR/>all those if favor; say i.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-91951127153095880852008-08-13T00:19:00.000-07:002008-08-13T00:19:00.000-07:00My neck is wide like The Rock. But, I'm somehow st...My neck is wide like The Rock. But, I'm somehow still sexually appealing even though I know I can crush all heads with my vice grip inside thigh wrap a bitch head up. But she's like a little freak hulk chick who looks like a lotta fungina!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-52730623273002472992008-08-13T00:14:00.000-07:002008-08-13T00:14:00.000-07:00Well I'll be if the performances from these little...Well I'll be if the performances from these little chinese gymnasts don't make an old feeller like myself turn gymnastics into gymnasties! <BR/><BR/>With a little flick of the wrist. TOOOOOOOS KEET!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-11509139428290740882008-08-11T16:09:00.000-07:002008-08-11T16:09:00.000-07:00I just went to the eye doctor and got my eyes dila...I just went to the eye doctor and got my eyes dilated...looking in the mirror when I got home brought me back to high school but not laughing as much as I thought I would be.....is it really necessary that we capitalize the letter I?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-4697248136079700242008-08-11T07:36:00.000-07:002008-08-11T07:36:00.000-07:00As I was leaving my last comment I discovered some...As I was leaving my last comment I discovered something wonderful. <BR/><BR/>My boss had walked over to discover me slacking off commenting on a blog whilst still on project time, yes someone paid the company for my blog commenting time as they are paying for this time. Anyway, he disapprovingly asked me what I was doing. "oh, I'm commenting on my cousins blog, he's in IRAQ." First he asks "They have computers in Iraq?" "um...yeah...." then he says "ok" and walks off. So from now on ALL of my slacking off will somehow relate to Tim being in Iraq. I'm also going to investigate applying this to my everyday life.<BR/><BR/>These goddamn word verificatios!Drunk at workhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07357550568399907466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-34992052613284292832008-08-11T07:02:00.000-07:002008-08-11T07:02:00.000-07:00So I just signed up so I can post shitty comments!...So I just signed up so I can post shitty comments! I can tell computers must be getting pretty close to human intelligence because it took me three tries to figure out what the security verification letters were. Two things:<BR/><BR/>1) I hope the lessons you learned whilst playing guns with me as children are paying off now. I tried to prepare you for the worst! Perhaps if the Georgians had played as well, they wouldn't be in this pickle right now. <BR/><BR/>B) How do I play the care package game?Drunk at workhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07357550568399907466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-40767632358416686972008-08-11T06:47:00.000-07:002008-08-11T06:47:00.000-07:00well this comment section went downhill in a hurry...well this comment section went downhill in a hurry<BR/><BR/>The all caps immedietly makes me chalk up the post to retardation and I can't even read it<BR/><BR/>so it went from lucid/succinct English to Caveman in less than 100 words, amazing.MatthewGubahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06164239971438359874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-71355890682099057382008-08-10T19:27:00.000-07:002008-08-10T19:27:00.000-07:00WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSH!!MY BODY IS RECTANGULAR IN SHAPE...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSH!!<BR/><BR/>MY BODY IS RECTANGULAR IN SHAPE!!! I DONT HAVE TO WORK OUT TO STAY FIT!!! I AM LIKE ROB PAUL'S WELCOMING BUTTHOLE IN THAT I OPEN UP AND ACCEPT ALL PERISHABLES!!! IT'S JUST WITH ME I PROTECT YOUR PERISHABLES RATHER THAN KIDNAP FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES, SPECIFICALLY MASTURBATORY FODDER!!!! THATS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY BODY AND ROB PAUL'S BUTTHOLE!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHY MCwooshenstiner<BR/><BR/>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH/!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-51440171051183589592008-08-10T19:19:00.000-07:002008-08-10T19:19:00.000-07:00Agreed. My body is much the same as yours, Rob Pau...Agreed. My body is much the same as yours, Rob Paul. Additionally, I already look like Tony Kornheiser at the age of 28, I can't get a tan to save my life and, supersedingly importantly, I wouldn't want to save my life.<BR/><BR/>In sum, if given the chance to save my life under any circumstances, I most certainly would volunteer my life to come to an immediate end.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-8724971118678363122008-08-10T19:15:00.000-07:002008-08-10T19:15:00.000-07:00I like the olympics, too. Do you like watching men...I like the olympics, too. Do you like watching men or women more? I like the men. Not because I'm gay, no, of course not...I'm married to a lovely woman...it's just, I don't know, the gymastics guys are just perfect human specimens. I'd rather look like them than have my horrific beergut that gently lays over my fatgroin and conceals my thinpenis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-79741098436211522012008-08-10T19:04:00.000-07:002008-08-10T19:04:00.000-07:00I actually have two buttholes. I dump 1/2 as ofte...I actually have two buttholes. I dump 1/2 as often as you. You'd think it'd be twice as often or the same amount but it's actually 1/2.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2133503739675282589.post-56175075136499753582008-08-10T16:36:00.000-07:002008-08-10T16:36:00.000-07:00I like the old banner added to the top of the Post...I like the old banner added to the top of the Post section; now I don't mind the newer shirtless sailor so much. Tougher for us old folk to adjust to change.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com