Thursday, January 22, 2009

Best Picture


Here’s a line from Clint Eastwood’s “Gran Torino:”

“Or I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use you for sandbags.”

That movie was too awesome – it got snubbed by the Oscars. The only movie that I’ve seen that has received a best picture nomination was Brad Pitt’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” and that boring piece of shit sucked my Benjamin Bottom.


The other nominees are "Milk" the token Gay love story with Sean Penn; "The Reader" which I never heard of before today; "Slumdog Millionaire" which I've actually heard is pretty good despite a half hour of subtitled Indian; and "Frost/Nixon" which I will probably never see because it sounds boring.

4 comments:

bob ruby said...

I believe the Oscars are called "The Superbowl for Woman" I guess I can tell the wife to stop subscribing to People magazine, I can get all my info from the Augmentee....is Jennifer Aniston really jealous of Angelina Jolie Mr. Augmentee?

The Augmentee said...

Hey look, if watching the Oscars and blogging about the celebrity fashion is gay... then call me fag I guess.

Also, Jen and John Mayer are doing great. That slutty Angelina and her bad-movie making can go adopt another foriegn kid.

By the way Bobbo, welcome back; how was cruise? Just kidding, I don't care.

Estelle Getty said...

Fag

Ricky Bobby said...

I saw Gran Torino and it was fantastic. The sheer number of new racial slurs that I learned was well worth the price of admission.

Bosk's baby is the new MUNG.

verification word: CLOTERSH

Joege-Imeeds sat on the clotersh on the night of her wedding and got preggers.